I recieved this Email from friend - one of those chain mails that gets forwarded to everybody in the list. But this one was good, so good that I had to post it on my blog.
was thinking of how a mom can shape a number of attributes of a person.....
i think a number of us cud relate to examples mentioned in the incidents
This is how my mom taugh things to me...
"Things My Mom Taught Me"
My Mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE।
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside। I just finished cleaning!"
My Mom taught me about INDIVIDUALISM।"
I bet if all your friends jumped off a bridge, you would too!
My Mom taught me RELIGION।
"You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet।"
My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION।
"Stop acting like your father!"
My Mom taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why।"
My Mom taught me FORESIGHT।
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, incase you're in an accident।"
My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY।
"If I've told you once, I've toldyou a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"
My Mom taught me IRONY।
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about!"
My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world,and I can take you out."
My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My Mom taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunatechildren in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mom taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you;would you listen then?"
My Mom taught me about WEATHER
."It looks like a tornado swept through your room!"